Slim fit jeans
Apparently slim fit jeans are out of fashion these days. I read somewhere that wearing them marks you as a middle aged man desperately clinging on the the last remnants of youth long since passed.
To which I say… sounds about right.
It’ll still be a cold day in hell before Satan himself dresses my corpse in one of those baggy monstrosities that pass for fashionable jeans these days!
(No offence to people who enjoy baggy jeans. I’m sure they look great on you!)